You have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency.
We know who You are, where You are from, and what You want so there is no need to leave a message.
Hello, this is good.
I make few bad creations but You are the worst monster i ever realised.
My apologies on behalf of the whole world.
Hello i am a virus and i am entering Your brain right now.
Sorry i will leave, i can t find a brain.